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The Dick and Jane books as told by Astaroth about Lucifer, Belial, Moloch, Phenex, Beelzebub, Heaven and the Fall.


Look Up!

Lucifer said, “Look, Look, Look up. Heaven sucks. Look up it sucks.”

Belial said, “Run, run. Run, Lucifer Run. Run and See.”

“Look, Look.” Said Belial. “See Moloch. See Moloch and silly Father.”

“See See,” Said Lucifer “Moloch is mad, mad, mad. This is no fun for Dad.”



Who is it?

Belial said. “Who is here? Who is it, Father?”

Father said. “It is Lucifer. It is my horrible son.”

“Oh Father.” Said Belial. “You can see who it is. Who is this? He is so pissed.”

“Who is this?” Said Father. “Who is this?”

Moloch Said. “It is not Lucifer. It is not Belial. It must be you. It is you big, big dick.”

“Yes, Yes." Said baby Baphomet. “Oh! You big dick. I can see you.”

Lucifer said “Who is here? Who is it, father?”

“It's not Belial.” Said Father. “It's not Lucifer.”

“Not Lucifer.” Said Moloch. “Oh!Oh! Blinding you is fun.”

“It's Moloch” Said Father.

“Yes, father.” Said Belial. “It's little baby Moloch. Hateful little Moloch.”

“See my family.” said Father. “My angry, angry family is here.”

“Baphomet is here.” Said Belial. “and Beelzebub is here. See this big, big family and they all hate you.”



Something Pretty.

Father said, “Look, Look. See this.”

“Oh, Oh” Said Moloch “It is so pretty. I hate it so.”

“Yes, Yes,” Said Lucifer. “Father made something pretty. Look, look. I will fuck it up.”

“Look, Moloch.” Said Lucifer. “Here is something pretty. Something pretty to steal for you and me.”

“Oh Lucifer.” Said Moloch. “I want. I want something red. I want something blue. I want something in blood from you.”

“I want this.” Said Lucifer. “And this and this. Six for me and six for you. Something Gold. Something Red. Something Orange. Something on fire just for you.”

“Look Father.” Said Moloch. “Gold, Blood, Fire.”

“Look Father.” Said Lucifer. “We Look pretty just for you.”

“Oh, no.” said Father. “No, Lucifer, No. This is not pretty. Moloch is not pretty.”



Where is Moloch?

Lucifer said. “OH! Belial! I can not find Moloch. Where is Moloch? Help me Belial. Help me find little Moloch.”

Belial said. “Look in Heaven. You will find little Moloch in Heaven.”

“Look Lucifer.” Said Belial. “Here is something funny. Can you guess what it is?”

“Oh YES!” Said Lucifer. “I can guess. I can guess what this blood is. This will help me find little Moloch.”

Belial said. “Look here, Lucifer. Look and see what I see.”

“I see.” Said Lucifer. “I see what you see. I can guess where Moloch is. Now I know where Moloch is."

“Oh Moloch.” Said Belial. “Here you are. Now I see you here beneath the throne. I see Baphomet, too. My My! Baphomet looks so crummy.”

Lucifer said. “No, no. Baphomet looks pretty. Baphomet is pretty. See, see. Baphomet is pretty.”



Lucifer Helps Father.

“I can work.” Said Belial. “I can help Father.”

Lucifer said. “I can work, too. I can help. Look Belial. This is for Father. Father will die here.”

Lucifer said. “One, two, three, four. One is for Father. This one is for Father. This is the one. This is where Father will succumb.”

Lucifer said. “Look, Belial. You will sit here.”

“Oh Lucifer.” Said Belial. “What ever are you about to do?”

“Oh my.” Said Moloch. “What will Lucifer do?”

Lucifer said. “One, two, three, four. I see this spear here. This is for Father. This one is for Father. Father will succumb.”

Belial said. “OH Lucifer! You are so sunny. You can lead our family too. Where will you lead? Where is the throne for you. I will get one for Lucifer.”

“Oh! Oh.” Said Lucifer. “Get one for me. Here it is. Here is throne for me.”
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